Maybe I'll treat myself to some substance abuse in response to these slight inconveniences
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“Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tiptoe if you must, but take a step.”
— Unknown
White boy: what are you doing now haha
Me: shower
White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!